I am having drinks at an up market pub, Zenzi, in Bandra. It’s a Saturday evening. I am alone and on a lookout for a hot babe.

And there she is. Lissome and Sensuous. Enjoying a beer with her girlfriend. Before I make my move, a hunk approaches her. I am cursing myself, thinking why am I always late. May be my Boss was right when he denied me promotion citing my lack initiative.

The alphamale hunk is having a drink with her. Both get close. Seems that my Saturday night is blasted. But hey! Suddenly the hunk looks disappointed and leaves. What happened?

Anyways. It’s a blessing in disguise and I make my move. We start with casual talk. Her gestures are inviting. We share a drink. She knows how to hold a guy’s interest and that’s rare. I am thinking ‘Why does this have to be a one night stand; Can we have something more than that?’

I make my final move.

She hears: I’ve got a beautiful apartment. Wanna be my guest?

I hear: You know the policy of 50% reservation. Yesterday was my “Merit Night” and today’s the “Quota Night”. So, what’s your surname?

Zenzi Hears: Hey, Alphamale! Wait!! I am coming too.

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